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Wednesday, August 18th, 2010
2:03 am - hair
is dirty

current mood: dirty

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Wednesday, January 27th, 2010
7:33 pm - Decaying Organic Matter
You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

fuck you even on your birthday.

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Tuesday, January 19th, 2010
12:52 am - surprise!
Nothing surprises me. Everything is shitty.

It's a battle of attrition that we're losing week by week, filled with hollow halls and unanswered calls and empty city streets. We're losing all our friends to distant postal codes. And this stack of letters on my desk is a poor substitute for flesh and bone.

I feel like a sabretooth tiger, slipping slowly into the tar and we hear the awful strains of boredom when we're playing the guitar. The weight of responsibility seems so heavy it could kill and if these fleas they don't suck me dry, I fear this city will.

Sometimes motion is the only things that keep us alive.

Sometimes home is less where you live and more where you lay your head. Sometimes hardwood floors and sleeping bags feel better than a bed.

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Saturday, October 3rd, 2009
12:45 pm
What if I started taking photos of every meal I eat? That will probably force me to eat healthier.

Starting today, The breakfast lunch, and dinner of Champions.. Oatmeal! i have enough oatmeal in my house to kill an ox.

Porkchop always looks nonplussedCollapse )

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Saturday, September 26th, 2009
9:38 am
I CONSTANTLY have to apologize to people for the stupid things I say. It's only 9:30 am and I already had to do it today. Did it like twice yesterday.. I need to just shutup forever.

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Saturday, September 12th, 2009
12:43 pm
as I lie awake waiting for you to lay beside me I can almost hear the sad waltzes of Pietro Crespi

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Tuesday, September 8th, 2009
1:00 am
So my inability to maintain friendships isn't entirely my fault! What a relief! This whole time I though I was the one being an asshole.. boy was I wrong!

Phew.. huge relief.

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Tuesday, September 1st, 2009
4:46 pm - stay the fuck away cuz I spit when I talk
If you hate things that are awesome then you will think last weekend was totally lame.

Drank PBRs with Leah and Regina and Erric at The BOooot and Erric bought a painting..

hello out thereeee

ben and melissa's going away party.

Melissa can suck it, but i"m going to miss Ben.

You guys!

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Sunday, August 30th, 2009
7:51 pm - Could be love, could be alcohol
Thank You, Pandora for playing me a Jawbreaker song! First Step is one of my many favorites, too. I like it.

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Saturday, August 15th, 2009
2:05 pm - Unicycle Blues
Had a fun night last night. Went to the Naro Cinema to see the opening of Whatever Works, the new Woody Allen film starring Larry David as Boris Yellnikoff. It was just amazing. I know I've said this a thousand times but I truly love Woody Allen films. Larry David was perfect for it, I feel like this particular movie really sums up his style. Just great.
"Whatever love you can get and give, whatever happiness you can provide, every temporary measure of grace, whatever works.."
Afterwards rode my bike down to The Boot to see The Rusty Doves play and met up with Michael and about 40 of his swing dancing friends. Lots of dancing going on as you might guess, and after refusing six offers to dance, (and 3 strongbows) I finally caved and danced with a few of the teachers. Didn't learn much, but was asked to go to a lesson this Thursday. Might not go only because I have company coming that day BUT I would go in the future, if Michael is present. Always good to have a partner.


The only thing that would be better is if erric were around for it. siiighhh

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Sunday, August 9th, 2009
11:59 pm - Fangirling..
Tonights episode of True Blood was fantastic.

let me just fangirl all over this journal real quick

oh Eric Northman..

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Wednesday, July 29th, 2009
2:21 am - Dealing with a Pressing Problem
Sometimes out of boredom or something akin to exasperation, I will type a question that I need the answer to into Google and just see if I get inspired. I've done this several times; asking questions like "What would my father like for father's day?" and "What should I have for dinner tonight?".
Over the weekend while feeling especially mysterious, I simply asked the internet oracle "What should I do?"

and it told me this:

"Yeah, I know I haven't mentioned the two things that sad people spend most of their time doing online. I'm not a big fan of escapism, and I see far too much of it. Such a waste, such a cost, a demeaning of time. We need you, blue or not, here, now, in this world. "

-via some random blog

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Monday, July 27th, 2009
7:16 pm - I'm not mr. muscle but I can be loathesome and I can hustle you
Soooo I have a wedding to attend next weekend and nothing to wear to it! It's in Asheville North Carolina where I've never spent any serious amount of time before but I've heard Asheville is really cool.

There was a dog related secret on Post Secret this week that I loved.

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Monday, July 20th, 2009
2:09 pm - Early Afternoon Spazz Attack
I took Porkchop out the back door to prance around the back yard with a squeaky bone and take out the recycling but as I was closing the sliding door, the piece of wood I use to secure it at night slid back into place.. effectively locking me out. I went a little nuts because I did not have my phone with me, and the backyard is completely surrounded by a 6 foot tall fence, and the only gate was locked from the outside. Crap.
As I was helplessly staring through the glass door into the house trying to figure out what the eff to do... I realized that I left the front door unlocked. I had to scale the fence which I'm sure was great fun for the neighbors to watch but I DID IT DAMMIT and I got back into the house. CRISIS AVERTED

Now that I know that can happen.. I'll be sure to uhh.. not do that anymore. I guess I should give someone else a key to my house in case of emergency.

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Wednesday, July 1st, 2009
10:29 pm
I'm feeling exceptionally ambitious and I think I'll set the alarm for 4:30 so I can go to gym in the morning before work.
Now if only this ambition would carry over into tomorrow morning. I need to learn how to resist the snooze button.
I'm watching "the world's oldest conjoined twins" on TLC...
Ronnie and Donnie are like 60 and they have carpet on their kitchen floor. Also, they weren't allowed to go to school when they were kids so they never learned to read.
Do we still have conjoined twins who stick together? or do they all just get separated these days?

oh uh.. Donnie has a penis and Ronnie doesn't. they share a butt and a bellybutton. fantastic!

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3:35 pm - I have officially become a Fangirl
So I have a confession to make.

I am borderline obsessed with True Blood. If you haven't seen it, it's the show on HBO about vampires that just started its second season. I thought it was kinda weird and maybe a little lame after the first episode but after having watched the rest of the first season and the first three of the second season, it has definitely grown on me. I read fanfiction, for pete's sake! I'm just in love with the show.

It's base on a series of book by Charlaine Harris referred to as The Southern Vampire Mysteries and my set of them should be arriving in the mail any day now.
Here's a .gif from the last episode


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Thursday, June 11th, 2009
5:15 pm - singing lead soprano in a junk man's choir
I could listen to Mark Kozelek's accoustic guitar solos for forever.

I'm bummed that being "in rare form" is not even that rare of a condition lately. Or ever for that matter.

my livejournal is seven years old...

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Tuesday, June 9th, 2009
2:33 pm - i forgot my snacks at home.
So tomorrow I'm going to be making some arrangements that will be on the local televised news. I'm practically famous.

Here's one I made just now. The brown is chocolate strawberries.


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Monday, June 8th, 2009
9:57 am - posting with my blackberry because i can
I am so not important enough to even have a BlackBerry but I do and I couldn't imagine how horrible and isolated life would be without it.
Also I'm not important or intersting enough to be on Twitter but I am.
Livejournal is pretty mobile user friendly.
Lots of bummed outness about being older since my birthday. i feel weird in my new age group. Also I miss my old friends and the people I see the most of don't feel like friends for some reason.

Back to work.

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Thursday, June 4th, 2009
5:45 pm - better off dead
APRIL is the cruellest month, breeding
Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
Memory and desire, stirring
Dull roots with spring rain.

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